Wednesday, 16 April 2008

Toronto or Vancouver? YOU decide!

I am off to Canada. I have decided that much.
Which is pretty good for me.
Just don't know whether to head to Toronto or Vancouver first.
I'm not indecisive, I'm just a bit shit at making my mind up, or I make it up, and then I change it. Twice.

Ducking the responsibility
Therefore I have decided, to make the decision, not to make the decision.
You can instead.
I am going interactive.
It's all the rage.

You can control me, as if it was 1987, and you were playing Knightmare, or for the French, Le Chevalier du Labyrinthe.
I'm afraid I can't stretch to solving riddles based around dragons, spiders and goblets, but I will walk round with a bucket over my head, and hang round with a medieval bearded maniac.

"How can we decide?" I hear you enquire.
Well, it's simple really. Just click on the comments bit at the end of this guff. It's just above the bit where you can enter your email address.
Then in the 'leave your comment' box just stick in either Vancouver or Toronto. Click on 'Name/URL' below and stick in a name, or 'Anonymous' if you are shy or don't want the blame. Then clicky on 'publish your comment,' and that's it. They won't appear straight away so don't go sticking them in again, unless you are as bad as me and want to vote for both. (update- they might appear straight away now as I have removed the moderation. Its a f**king free for all)


Jazz distracted while casting her vote.

You don't have to know me (probably a bonus for you that you don't) or have a reason. Just cast your vote. Then again maybe you have a tremendously valid reason or know something about these places. I am slightly incapable of thorough research towards wherever I am going so any advice will be welcome.

If this works then I will continue the 'game.' I can yield a few options for each ongoing destination, and YOU can cast your votes and decide where I go each time. I could leave it open, but you would probably end up sending me to the Congo, or Birdlip.
YOU will all be completely responsible for my destiny. Entirely accountable for my excursion.
Tidy.

So get involved.
Hell, it could really take off. You could end up making all my travel based decisions.
Coco pops or toast?
Pea Museum excursion or shopping for socks?
Blond or Brunette?
10 beers or 15?

My site sponsoring has paid for most of my first flight which is rather good, but you can help get me tons more wonga, and you can be the difference between the standard of sock I can purchase, with a simple click on my wonderful adverts. I shouldn't favour any, but them google ones at the top pay nicely, just with a simple click on them.
I couldn't give a shit if I'm selling out.

So if you are visiting this site for some average entertainment, then you must cast your Vancouver or Toronto 'vote' and visit my lovely sponsors.

We'll give it a few days and see if I get any votes at all. If not, then maybe I will go to Birdlip.

Where do I go?

YOU decide.

18 Comments:

Blogger Darren said...

I'd go to Vancouver. Don't ask me why. To be honest, I could just as easily go to Toronto.

17 April 2008 14:16  
Anonymous Jazz Dog said...

Sausages. Woof.

17 April 2008 18:19  
Blogger Simon Tuckett said...

A resounding success for the first days vote.
Uncle Bryn and a talking mutt.
Birdlip here I come.

18 April 2008 00:53  
Anonymous Carole said...

We say Vancouver - Rhian's Auntie lives in Toronto, so save the best till last - and you can work you way back nearer to home!!!Carole

18 April 2008 13:45  
Anonymous andrew p said...

Las vegas, thats where i'd go. Then vancouver on the way home? rissoles. meeow.

18 April 2008 13:48  
Anonymous Rebecca said...

I think that you should go to Vancouver because thats where Brian Adams is from :o)

18 April 2008 21:46  
Anonymous Jess said...

Go Toronto

18 April 2008 23:07  
Anonymous Trevor Cherry said...

Bryan Adams, Pamela Anderson, Michael J Fox, Goldie Horn and dont call me Shirley Leslie William Nielsen are from Vancouver. By the Way Nielsen's mother was Welsh and his father Danish. Plus the best till last James Doohan who played Scotty on Star Trek.

While Toronto has Rick Moranis.

Easy I am voting for Toronto. Reason: Bryan I hated the summer of 69, I was never saved when i was drowning where were you pammy, Ok Michael part 1 & 2 but why 3 the doc was happy & Horn i hated private Ben it was too overboard. Leslie & James I have no beef with you but the pull of Moranis is too strong the glass wearing comedy genius always wins.

18 April 2008 23:18  
Blogger Simon Tuckett said...

Picking up now at the end of the second day of Canadian based voting.
Cheers to all for taking part so far like.
And thanks to Mr. Cherry for making me spit Carling over my mouse mat in amusement.
The score at the moment stands at 4-2 to Vancouver.
Still plenty of time to cast your vote but I will need to book my flight sometime next week, as no f**king way am I gonna be in this country on the 17th May to witness Cardiff in an FA Cup Final.
I'm quite prepared to pay extra to get away in time.

19 April 2008 00:10  
Blogger Nomadic Matt said...

VANCOUVER! VANCOUVER! Amazing city, especially since the outdoors are so close....within in minutes u can go from downtown to the mountains!!!

21 April 2008 14:29  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd do Vancouver first, too - Toronto sounds like a party town you want to visit just before you come home!!

22 April 2008 13:29  
Anonymous James Hall said...

The 20p of destiny said Vancouver, I have learnt over the years to never argue with the 20p of destiny, otherwise it becomes the 20p of doom.

22 April 2008 14:20  
Anonymous frankie said...

Vancouver......via brighton next of course! who are we?

23 April 2008 12:46  
Anonymous Dr Venkman said...

You may already know that Toronto is home to the world's tallest building (CN Tower at 553.33 m) and that the world's longest street starts at the City's lakeshore (Yonge Street at 1,896 km)

Apart from Moranis, as if you need anymore than the star of ghostbusters one and two, Toronto is home to Hayden Christensen of Star Wars fame and Mike Myers.

I think they've got a Major League Soccccerrr team as well. Toronto FC. Come on you ontos!

24 April 2008 13:13  
Blogger stevo said...

Toronto. Yes, Toronto.

07 May 2008 11:36  
Anonymous Andrea-Lee said...

Vancouver methinks is nice this time of year, but if you leave it any longer, then I'd have to go for Toronto!!!!

08 May 2008 11:41  
Blogger FreeBets said...

I wouldn't go anywhere. Lets get a crate of skol in and go down the park to watch Lemmy.

14 May 2008 14:01  
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